Is the King about to return?
Shearer to swoop in and save the Geordies season
Eight games to go in the Premier League and Newcastle are sitting not so pretty. Relegation battles are not what Geordie fans expect for their loyal and unwaning support. The supporters however are not the only people associated with the club who have suffered heartache on the back of their shambolic performances; JFK suffered a stroke at the sight of his teams defending and stand in manager Chris Hughton is having little effect. Newcastle have tried everything; even recruiting the services of a Shay Given look alike to stand in nets but to no avail. So what are the Geordies going to do? My guess is that Newcastle’s greatest ever export is going to be swooped in to save the season. That’s right Alan Shearer (not Cheryl Cole) will be swooped in to save Newcastle from Championship obscurity. He tried a bit of punditry before everyone realised he’s one of the most boring men alive and now he’ll get to stick his finger in the football management pie. Expect lots of uninspiring team talks and post match interviews but plenty of imaginative one armed celebrations should Newcastle miraculously survive the drop. You heard it here first….
posted by Shane @ 9:45 PM
2 Comments:
At April 1, 2009 at 9:11 AM ,
Anonymous said...
Hi Shane,after I read your blog I thought I would get Big Al in, great shout mate.He is going to be player manager,even though he is pushing on 40 he is still better than that other shower I have.Mike Ashley
At August 29, 2009 at 3:14 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Cantona is the only king of English football...Leinster Rule!!
And Fuck u mike ashley u pint chugging monkey
Come on Leinster!!
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